Posted 27 minutes ago

I want to buy a roomba just for this.
 
And this.

(Source: aimingforthefuckinglighttree)

Posted 57 minutes ago

orange-pilotingablimp:

God bless House.

(Source: roryamy)

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield)

Posted 4 hours ago

summershadowtwin:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

(Source: maleficent2014)

Posted 4 hours ago

arcticmonkeysjpg:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!

(Source: gomezwantsmullerinhisbed)

Posted 5 hours ago
In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings. When we grow up, we learn that it’s far more common for human beings to turn into rats.
Gregory Maguire, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister (via liabilititties)